EVERSONG WOODS — Local resident L’arn, 25, killed her beloved pet of 100 hours this Friday afternoon in the middle of the town square. Heard shouting and seen moving her hands in a circular motion, the people there to witness the action confirm, L’arn sent a spell straight at her pet. Upon impact of the attack, the pet died, leaving behind six gold and a new sword in its place.

In an interview after the event, L’arn was overheard saying, “I thought it was the lamest. It was cute and all, but didn’t give me the attack bonus I wanted. So, I killed it. I did get this sweet sword out of it though. Anyone want to trade?”

As of the time of this report, no one has yet to take up her offer to trade.