“Unhappy Objects” game: Misadventure

Few things are more annoying in video games than the unwinnable battle. Try as you might to run away, dodge, or outlast an enemy on the screen, they always catch up to you in the end. Always.

And what better way to represent this constant struggle, of course, then to go back for one more Adventure?

Although, perhaps this time, more of a Misadventure instead? One in which, no matter how you move with the arrow keys, you will lose in the end. Grundle will always get you.